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If you can read this, you have gone too far. But since you are here: the secret ingredient is always more cumin. ISTM Internal Memo #247: The board has voted unanimously that pineapple on tacos is "technically permissible but spiritually questionable." Filed under ISTM-042: Controversial Toppings Governance Framework.